feed2js_ck = true;

document.write('<div class="rss-box">');
document.write('<p class="rss-title"><a class="rss-title" href="https://babylonbee.com" target="_blank">The Babylon Bee</a><br /><span class="rss-item">Your Trusted Source for Christian News Satire.</span></p>');
document.write('<ul class="rss-items">');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-stocks-up-during-one-of-ultas-17-sales-that-only-happen-once-a-year/" target="_blank">Wife Stocks Up During One Of Ulta\'s 17 Sales That Only Happen Once A Year</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Thu, 02 Dec 2021 15:01:47 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('MURRIETA, CA&mdash;Local wife Amy Walkwell has stocked up on her makeup and beauty supplies once again at her local Ulta store, informing her husband...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/good-news-we-will-sing-gods-praises-for-all-eternity-bad-news-the-song-is-way-maker/" target="_blank">Good News: We Will Sing God\'s Praises For All Eternity. Bad News: The Song Is \'Way Maker\'</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Thu, 02 Dec 2021 14:45:28 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('Well, you win some, and you lose some. The post Good News: We Will Sing God\'s Praises For All Eternity. Bad News: The Song Is \'Wa...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/at-scotus-abortion-hearing-biden-administration-calls-expert-witness-satan/" target="_blank">At SCOTUS Abortion Hearing Biden Administration Calls Expert Witness, Satan</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Thu, 02 Dec 2021 14:40:56 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('WASHINGTON, D.C.&mdash;In a bold, yet unsurprising move, the Biden administration presented the case in favor of abortion by calling their first expe...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-claims-he-cant-be-tried-because-last-night-while-walking-home-he-was-murdered/" target="_blank">Jussie Smollett Claims He Can’t Be Tried Because Last Night While Walking Home He Was Murdered</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Thu, 02 Dec 2021 14:18:54 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('CHICAGO, IL&mdash;In a bombshell statement during his court case today, Jussie Smollett declared he can no longer be tried as he was murdered by raci...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/familys-christmas-card-photo-clearly-taken-inside-bass-pro-shop/" target="_blank">Family\'s Christmas Card Photo Clearly Taken Inside Bass Pro Shops</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Thu, 02 Dec 2021 13:56:22 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('MEMPHIS, TN&mdash;The Jacksons just sent out their Christmas cards for the year, but their recipients quickly noted that the picture was quite obviou...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/germany-announces-they-will-take-large-groups-of-unvaccinated-and-concentrate-them-into-special-camps/" target="_blank">German Health Minister: \'We Must Take Large Groups Of Unvaccinated And Concentrate Them Into Special Camps\'</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Thu, 02 Dec 2021 13:11:12 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('BERLIN&mdash;German Health Minister&nbsp;Jens Spahn has announced his aggressive plan to fight COVID, which will include gathering all the unvaccinat...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/amount-of-treasure-stored-up-in-heaven-directly-proportional-to-bible-app-daily-streak/" target="_blank">Theologians Confirm: Amount Of Treasure Stored Up In Heaven Directly Proportional To Your Bible App Daily Streak</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Wed, 01 Dec 2021 18:46:16 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('WORLD&mdash;Top theologians have confirmed that the amount of treasure you have stored up in heaven will now be directly related to your recorded Bib...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/jen-psaki-announces-president-biden-will-visit-family-of-traumatized-waukesha-suv-driver/" target="_blank">Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Wed, 01 Dec 2021 17:21:42 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('WASHINGTON D.C.&mdash;During a press conference today, Jen Psaki confirmed that President Biden will soon be visiting Waukesha to comfort the family ...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-choice-activists-play-music-and-shout-louder-in-hopes-baal-will-hear-them/" target="_blank">Pro-Choice Activists Play Music And Shout Louder In Hopes Baal Will Hear Them</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Wed, 01 Dec 2021 16:52:31 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('WASHINGTON, D.C.&mdash;The front steps of the U.S. Supreme Court showed a busy scene as pro-choice activists played music and shouted louder in hopes...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-executive-looking-very-nervous-for-someone-whos-only-going-to-lose-3-of-their-revenue/" target="_blank">Planned Parenthood Executive Looking Very Nervous For Someone Who\'s Only Going To Lose 3% Of Their Revenue</a><br />');
document.write('<span class="rss-date">Wed, 01 Dec 2021 15:37:07 -0500</span><br />');
document.write('WASHINGTON, D.C.&mdash;As the nation&rsquo;s high court met Tuesday to consider potential restrictions to abortion rights, a group of sweaty Planned ...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('</ul></div>');