feed2js_ck = true;

document.write('<div class="rss-box-1234">');
document.write('<ul class="rss-items">');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/20/upgrade_without_tears_download_the_windows_10_crash_course_ebook/" target="_blank">Upgrade without tears: Download the Windows 10 crash course eBook</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/20/equifax_ico_fine/" target="_blank">Oi, you. Equifax. Cough up half a million quid for fumbling 15 million Brits\' personal info to hackers</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/big_cable_us_broadband_speed/" target="_blank">Big Cable tells US government \'Now\'s not the time to talk about internet speeds, just give us the money\'</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/space_junk_caught/" target="_blank">Garbage collection ? in SPAAACE: Net snaffles junk in first step to clean up Earth\'s orbiting litter</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/nuclear_pasta_universe/" target="_blank">Holy macaroni! After months of number-crunching, behold the strongest material in the universe: Nuclear pasta</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/fcc_5g_plan/" target="_blank">FCC\'s 5G masterstroke little more than big biz cash giveaway ? expert</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/ee_modem_vuln/" target="_blank">Patch for EE\'s 4G Wi-Fi mini modem nails local privilege escalation flaw</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/insider_threats_webinar/" target="_blank">Heads up: Get ready to tune in live and watch us probe insider threats menacing today\'s IT</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/no_etl_for_nosql_claims_couchbase_of_latest_data_platform_release/" target="_blank">Effortful, tiresome, laborious: Couchbase says latest data platform release can sack off ETL</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/azure_python_runbooks/" target="_blank">A spot of Python in your Azure automation? Step right this way, sir</a><br />');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('</ul></div>');