feed2js_ck = true;

document.write('<div class="rss-box">');
document.write('<ul class="rss-items">');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=aries" target="_blank">Aries Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('You\'re less sensitive than a boulder today. But you should really stop throwing stones at people because they\'ll come back to hit you in the face. And a cracked tooth won\'t really help you win dates, would it?More horoscop...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=taurus" target="_blank">Taurus Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('Don\'t be fooled by what appears to be a good deal today. If you push your luck, you may end up feeling like one of the big losers on \'Deal or No Deal,\' but you won\'t have Howie Mandel to cheer you up.More horoscopes! Check...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=gemini" target="_blank">Gemini Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('Try to judge a little more quietly today. People are sick of hearing you spew your righteous opinions when they know that you don\'t practice what you preach. Stick a sock in it, ya hypocrite.More horoscopes! Check your Dai...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=cancer" target="_blank">Cancer Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('Indulge your hedonistic tendencies and do something for yourself today. You might as well go get a massage. It won\'t make up for your lack of intimacy, but at least someone will be touching you.More horoscopes! Check your ...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=leo" target="_blank">Leo Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('Your profound boredom will finally light a fire under your ass. But don\'t schedule too many activities to make up for lost time. You\'ll burn out real quickly and be right back to your snoozefest of a life.More horoscopes! ...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=virgo" target="_blank">Virgo Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('You can overcome tension by going with the flow today. Unfortunately, you\'ll continue riding against the current until you\'re knocked off into the raging rapids of your problems.More horoscopes! Check your Daily Single\'s L...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=libra" target="_blank">Libra Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('You\'ll make an effort to expand your horizons and explore some highly intellectual ideas. To you, this includes tuning in to \'The View.\' Believe me, it would be in your best interest to formulate your own opinions.More hor...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=scorpio" target="_blank">Scorpio Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('You\'ll find it impossible to shrug off other people\'s opinion of you, especially today. Maybe if you weren\'t so worried about what everyone else thinks of you, you\'d figure out who you really are.More horoscopes! Check you...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=sagittarius" target="_blank">Sagittarius Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('Authority figures aren\'t your friends today, no matter how chummy they may come across. Forget about talking your way out of any tickets or having that convo with your boss about the promotion you think you deserve. They\'l...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=capricorn" target="_blank">Capricorn Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('You\'re as precise as an incision today. Fortunately you\'ll bleed less than one, so you\'ve got that going for you.More horoscopes! Check your Daily Single\'s LoveScopes, Daily Couple\'s LoveScopes, Daily CareerScopes, Weekly ...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=aquarius" target="_blank">Aquarius Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('It\'ll be a day chock full of annoying interruptions. Your cell will be vibrating nonstop with stupid text messages and random drop-ins (aka, people you have no interest in talking to) will deter you from getting the peace ...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('<li class="rss-item"><a class="rss-item" href="www.astrology.com/us/horoscope/daily-astro-slam.aspx?sign=pisces" target="_blank">Pisces Daily Astroslam for September 27, 2021</a><br />');
document.write('You\'ll attempt to dissect your relationship the way you did frogs back in middle school science class. Trust me, it\'s a lot easier to do it when things are dead. This one is going to hop away before you even have a chance ...');
document.write('</li>');
document.write('</ul></div>');